Do you ever have one of those projects that just steadfastly refuses to grow? It seems to defy the laws of physics - yarn is being consumed, time is being spent and yet each time you measure it, it remains stubbornly the same.

I have a blanket like that on the needles. It’s a stripy garter stitch baby blanket and I’m on a deadline but no matter how much I knit on the thing it still refuses to reach the finish line.

For the purposes of private amusement yesterday I compiled a tongue-in-cheek list of the strategies I had employed so far to make the blanket knit up faster and I thought they might make you smile too.

1. Keep stopping to stretch it out and measure it. Be sure to stretch it hard for maximum optimism.

2. Put in progress keepers - lots of them - so that you can see physical evidence of progress.

3. Use snacks as a reward. My preferred method is a square of chocolate after every pattern repeat or set number of inches.

4. Persuade yourself that rectangular is the new square - much more practical. You aren't giving up you are just making a design choice.

   Only options 2 and 3 have ever had any measure of success for me. But I'm totally open to other suggestions.

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